Scarlett broke up Justin and Cameron

When Justin Timberlake cast Scarlett Johansson in his new $1 million video What Goes Around, Cameron Diaz was not happy at all.

“She could not believe he went behind her back to put her in the video,” says a Timberlake pal. “Cameron was very jealous of Scarlett.”

Johansson, who was in a My Chemical Romance video a while back, supposedly has a crush on Justin and used this as a chance to hook up.

“Scarlett has always liked Justin. They’ve always had a flirtation — that’s why Cameron was threatened by her.”

I’m pretty sure I didn’t give Scarlett permission to go fooling around with other guys. At the same time, I’m happy I’ll be seeing less of Cameron Diaz’s fug self. If there was justice in this world Scarlett would be making me waffles right now and Cameron would burrow back into the ground to live with her people, but there isn’t. So, screw you Scarlett for breaking my heart and screw you Cameron for being so damn ugly.

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