The only good thing about the Golden Globes was the sexiness. I’m talking about the sexiness of Ali Larter, Evangeline Lily, Hedi Klum and Jenna Fischer (Jenna in a sexy nerdy way). If you could add me into the mix, then there would be a gooey explosion of sexiness. I like that word. Sexiness. It’s so sexy. If you could poke my abs with your finger, you’d feel sexiness. It feels like a six pack of galvanized steel. Jealous? I know I would be. More after the jump.