Kelly Osbourne told Britain’s Grazia magazine that her mother, Sharon Osbourne, used to make her and her brother poop in a box which she would then wrap and send to journalists she was mad at. Judging by the hefty nature of Kelly, she must have unleashed 10 lbs. of shit as opposed to her usual 15 lbs of shit comprised of her singing / acting. Wouldn’t the mailman wonder why the package they have smells like ass? Oh, whatever, they’re Osbournes.
Kelly goes on to call Paris, Lindsay and Britney attention seekers (this girl is bright, really). She also tells us she won’t be hanging out with them wearing matching outfits just to get her picture in the papers. Oh yes, Christmas came early for everyone because who wants to see Kelly Osbourne flash her baby maker? Hey sicko, put your damn hand down.