I thought that you guys needed Teri Hatcher in a bikini to spice up your day. No I don’t hate you. No I’m not trying to scar you for life, I just thought…um. So ok, maybe I was trying to frighten you a little. Jesus, look at that double chin. I’m surprised she doesn’t have jowls yet. It would be awesome if she did though because I could finally see what a real live Droopy Dog looks like.
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