TMZ spotted Zach Braff attempting to flirt with a female caterer at some Hollywood party. His bag o’ lines included telling her how beautiful she was and that he would add her to the Hyde guest list. The cold hearted bitch still refused. How anyone can deny the charm of Zach Braff is beyond me. Next time maybe he can tell her she has the prettiest most sparkliest eyes ever and ask her if she wants the Ferrari he’s gonna buy her in pink or black. I hear women love men who brag about their riches and use tired lines on them. Trust me on this one. I know what I’m talking about.
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