Fox News aired a video showing an eight month pregnant and high Anna Nicole Smith. Her face painted like a clown, Anna talks to a doll in a baby carriage as if it was real. Cameraman Howard K. Stern notes, “This footage is worth money.”
This footage also puts Wes Craven to shame. Supposing you forced Dannielynn to sit through a marathon of Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, and Saw movies, she’d turn out slightly weird, but functional. Have her sit through this video of her gestating in her druggie mother’s womb and she’d spend her childhood balled up in a fetal position rocking back and forth in the closet.
I’ll update with the Youtube video when it comes out. You’ll just have to deal with Brightcove for now.
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