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Anna Nicole’s death is a riddle shrouded in mystery

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Much more info has been released regarding Anna Nicole Smith. There were only prescription drugs found in Anna’s room, no illegal ones. The drugs were in the name of Anna’s attorney, Howard K. Stern, and included Valium and antibiotics. Also found were over the counter cold and flu medicines.

Surprsingly, an autopsy did not indicate that she took any of the prescription drugs by the naked eye. That means they just couldn’t see any pills visible in her stomach. It could still have been a mixture of drugs or natural causes. Just like they said about her son.

In a revealing look into Anna’s past, Mark Steines of ET told Today that Anna Nicole attempted suicide in the Bahamas after her son Daniel died. Howard K. Stern found her face down in a pool. He pulled her out and administered CPR saving her life.

Now, Larry Birkhead is being pushed aside as his request for a sample of Anna’s DNA was refused. Her body will be preserved until the February 20 hearing on the baby’s paternity.

Meanwhile out of left field comes Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband claiming he is the father. He cops to a ten year affair with the Playboy model. Prince Frederick von Anhalt told the AP,

“If you go back from September, she wasn’t with one of those guys, she was with me”

Smith wanted to be a princess like Zsa Zsa and urged Anhalt to make her one. According to Anhalt, the only solution was to adopt Smith (WTF? Am I reading this right?) but Zsa Zsa wouldn’t sign the papers.

This just in. Bigfoot has come out of hiding and insists he is the father. Asked why now? Bigfoot replied, “I gots ta get mine.”

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The murder of her son was a new low for humanity. Poor white girl was surrounded by jews – lawyers, porn barons, all people she trusted. Look at the ugly kike Stern – what was she thinking? Didn’t anyone tell her? One word described her public life: Jewy. Fake, sleazy – Jewy, and now this Prince dickbrain kike surfaces. There will be many more. Hustled away and killed for her money. It was no more a sophisticated crime as that – killed for her money like a common street robbery. You can take the jew out of the ghetto but… Read more »

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That’s actually somewhat interesting. All of the figures surrounding her after she was awarded the Texas billionaire’s fortune were all Jewish.

All of them.

Including Prince Frederick von Anhalt.

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I’d say something, but Je hit the nail squarely on the head.

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When you look at the people surrounding her, the bizarre story of a young blonde bombshell marrying an eighty year old for his money doesn’t sem so bizarre anymore.

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