A bra-less Ashley Olsen was smoking and drinking when she realized photogs were taking her picture. She then did the inexplicable and began a series of movements which involved opening up her legs ala Paris Hilton at 3 am, standing up like an 80-year-old grandma and pretending to be a model. Seeing Ashley Olsen like this, I wouldn’t know whether to run away or be amazed at how far apart her boobs are. God, the Grand Canyon would be jealous of that chasm. More of Ashley Olsen being weird after the jump.