Beyonce on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition?

Beyonce Knowles

Sports Illustrated, in their infinite wisdom, chose Beyonce to preside on the cover of their famous swimsuit edition. You heard me. The singer. Beyonce Knowles. On the cover of SI’s swimsuit edition. They went so far as to deem it the music edition. Right about here, I could go on and on about how this cheapens SI:SE (I’m used to the older, much classier masturbatory material), but I won’t. Instead, I want to quote this little gem from a lovely person on ONTD.

Ok, so last night in pilates class, a girl who works for Sports Illustrated let the cat out of the bag- Beyonce Knowles is this year’s cover model. AND it took over 5 hours to airbrush the cover. Hehe. (Edit: The reason? “Cottage cheese”. That is what she said!)

Ha ha. The joke’s on you Sports Illustrated. I didn’t like the uncontrollable sobbing that comes after an orgasm anyway.

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