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Beyonce on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition?

Sports Illustrated, in their infinite wisdom, chose Beyonce to preside on the cover of their famous swimsuit edition. You heard me. The singer. Beyonce Knowles. On the cover of SI’s swimsuit edition. They went so far as to deem it the music edition. Right about here, I could go on and on about how this cheapens SI:SE (I’m used to the older, much classier masturbatory material), but I won’t. Instead, I want to quote this little gem from a lovely person on ONTD.

Ok, so last night in pilates class, a girl who works for Sports Illustrated let the cat out of the bag- Beyonce Knowles is this year’s cover model. AND it took over 5 hours to airbrush the cover. Hehe. (Edit: The reason? “Cottage cheese”. That is what she said!)

Ha ha. The joke’s on you Sports Illustrated. I didn’t like the uncontrollable sobbing that comes after an orgasm anyway.

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JOHNNY
JOHNNY
17 years ago

I CAN NOT BELIEVE THEY CHOSE THIS BROAD TO DO THIS, BEYONCE IS VERY DESPARATE TO OUTSHINE JENNIFER HUDSON BECAUSE JENNIFER IS ON THE VOGUE MAGAZINE AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT VOGUE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SPORTS ILLUSTRATION. I HAVE ALWAYS LOOKED AT SPORTS ILLUSTRATION AS BEING LIKE PLAYBOY. VOGUE HAS NEVER ASKED BEYONCE TO BE ON THEIR COVER AND I HEARD THAT BEYONCE GOT UPSET AFTER FINDING OUT THAT JENNIFER WAS ASKED TO BE ON THE COVER. BEYONCE IS UNEDUCATED, JEALOUS, AND DESPARATE FOR ATTENTION. I HOPE THAT SHE GOES AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK. TOO MUCH PUCLICITY IS NOT… Read more »

DRCURE10
DRCURE10
13 years ago
Reply to  JOHNNY

What the fuckkk???????,yo Johnny aint beyonce jealous or desperate i mean seriously,she’s the second black woman to ever be on the cover of this magazine,she’s got about 17 mufukken grammys and about ten freakin world records soo frig you,plus she’s married to the richest rap mogul of our time so dnt be tlkin s**t bout money,plus she’s the richest female celebrity under the age of 30 yo,plus she’s an all rounder n gr8 dancer so FUKKK YOU LAME ASS

Lisa
Lisa
17 years ago

Wow!! Those were very harsh words. I am not sure if she was jealous of Jennifer but I think she did a great job doing SI. I think America is too fascinated by what celebrities do. Fortunately for me, Beyonce doing a good job does not ruin my day it motivates me to do my best as well. Kudos girl!!!!

slyn
slyn
17 years ago

there is nothing wrong with beyonce posing in a sports illustrated magazine, she is sexy and i know she takes good care of her body….and she’ve done a great job as a SI model……

Tina T
Tina T
17 years ago

Leave B’ alone! Stop hating on her because she is successful and making her mark in various forums of the entertainment business. Why can’t you just be happy for her? And, if that is too hard for you then just keep your hate to yourself. Nobody is perfect least of all the negative @ss Mofos who write and say such ignorant crap like that. Bottom line: You can’t do what she does. Furthermore she has no reason to feel jealous of Jennifer Hudson. They both did a wonderful job. I don’t dig Vogue like that. B’ has been on multiple… Read more »

Kelvin
Kelvin
17 years ago

Damn this site is hating on BEY extremely bad. I bet its someone black who writes this bull****. Why? seriously why would you wanna drag a successful black person through the gutter when its hard enough for us already? its bad enough “The Man” is paying you to do this and you like a fool gonna do exactly what they say. Aint nobody trying to outshine no Jennifer Hudson either BEY started doing thisngs like this a long time ago way before anybody knew who “j-hud” was and when she came on american idol everyone forgot bout her and most… Read more »

Kelvin
Kelvin
17 years ago

Johnny beyonce was on the cover of vogue and they tried to make her look lighter then she is. yes they sure did. she i svery educated young lady. the total package beautiful, smart and funny. something you wil probably never have. GET YOUR MIND RIGHT!!!

missthang
missthang
16 years ago

wow beyonce should know for all the money she hords another must get poor she is taking from others mouths

toya
toya
16 years ago

How the hell is johnny’s comment harsh. Its the Truth. And thats exactly how it was told to the people (us). Jennifer Hudson covers vogue and beyonce follows up by doing si. U guys act like u dont know beyonce is competitive. Its ok to be that way. We should all want to do our absolute best in whatever we choose to be. But doing it with the attitude of Im better than u usually makes u fall harder and not want 2 get up because there is always a lesson to learn when u think u can do it… Read more »

FAVIO ALEXIS
FAVIO ALEXIS
14 years ago

ES UNA PERRA ESTA NEGRA, ME DERRITE VERLA, QUE CUERPASO LOCOO, PARECE A LA PURA Y VERDADERA CARNE ARGENTINA–