TMZ has learned Britney’s family has finally convinced her to return to rehab. She checked into an in-patient facility in LA today. Spears checked into rehab in Antigua last week, but checked out in less than a day.
Why Britney? Why? How do I make fun of you if you’re in rehab? It’d be nice if you didn’t think of yourself for a change. From your crotch to your Mr. Clean dome, we’ve had too many good times for this to happen. Let’s not end it so soon. Do you want me to beg? I’ll beg. Just kidding. I’m sure I can still ridicule you while you’re in seclusion. I’m wily like that.
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