That little nervous breakdown didn’t hold back Britney Spears as she arrived at Roxy nightclub with a wig and sunglasses for a birthday party. She left 45 minutes later to go to the Polo Lounge after being offended when the DJ played Hit Me Baby One More Time in her honor. One witness recounts,
“While she was in the club she kept going to bathroom all the time, which was weird.”
Jesus, it looks like she stole that wig off a dead 60-year-old tranny hooker. I wouldn’t hold it against her if she had to do some blow just to feel normal. Here’s some more pictures of Britney going crazy.
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