Britney Spears shaved her head because of drugs

As Britney Spears thugs it out in rehab, rumors are circulating that the reason she shaved off all her hair was to avoid drug testing. Kevin Federline met Britney at her Malibu mansion Friday, threatening to have her hair tested for drugs.

“They had a huge argument,” revealed OK’s Rob Shuter. “Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she’s been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved.”

As to her whereabouts after going bald, Britney was seen poolside at Mondrian Hotel in a blue wig shaving her legs and crying when she was refused a room.

“She didn’t have any credit cards, she didn’t have any cash… I don’t even believe she had any I.D. She was depressed and confused.”

Now Britney looks more thug than K-Fed could ever dream to be. All she’s missing is a platinum grill and a huge gold chain that says “Princess”. Throw in a pit bull and a couple tear drop tattoos under her eye and I’d stop yelling “whore” every time I passed her on the street. I’d just quietly mumble it. Here’s Britney at Promises rehab facility.