Britney Spears will return that dress

Britney Spears hit fashion week in New York forgetting to take off the tags on a small black dress. If you can see it, the tag says XS which I can only take to mean Xtra Slutty because it sure as hell doesn’t mean what it’s supposed to. The only way she’d fit into xtra small these days is if she raided the plus size department or if the jaws of life were used. That’s all speculation of course. The best way to find out what she really wears and where she does all her shopping is to follow the trail of melted Dove bars. A much bigger version here if you want to take a crack at finding out where it came from.