Britney Spears won’t even get a purse

Britney’s downward spiral continues to haunt her. At the Heatherette fashion show, the fug mess asked for a PUMA pocketbook out of which only 100 were made. Lydia Hearst denied her because she wasn’t a good role model. According to Heart,

“I’m only giving the bag to accomplished young women who are doing something positive to affect the world around them. They are women I look up to and respect, like Gwyneth Paltrow and Sarah Jessica Parker and Anne Hathaway. They share the same high standards of giving back to the communities in which they live.”

One day when Britney’s older, she’ll look back on all this and laugh and cry. I think mostly cry. In ten years, she’ll be unrecognizable. A series of pictures of her throughout time would look like the ones heroin addicts have. They start out somewhat normal and just deteriorate to pictures of puss filled stab wounds. God, her chin reminds me of a ventriloquist’s dummy.

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