Britney Spears’ first husband, Jason Alexander, gave an exclusive interview detailing Britney’s use of cocaine, ecstasy and downer drugs. The unsung hero tells of the time he saved Britney after she overdosed on pure ecstasy.
He confessed: “We used ecstasy at night to party and cocaine during the day to stay awake. Then we would take downers like Valium or Vicodin to come down and rest. Britney stayed up three days straight over New Year. I couldn’t keep up.
Life with Britney was also all about threesomes with her backup dancers.
“We wore out everybody with us and they went back to the hotel. Soon it was just me, Britney and some of her back-up dancers who were with her. Eventually we ended up back in the room where the party continued. Britney stripped down and was dancing naked on the table with a bunch of her dancers.
“They were squeezing her t**s and a**. I was sitting off to the side, buzzed and watching it all go down. But later on I saw Britney walk back to one of the bedrooms with one of the female dancers. When she didn’t come out in about five minutes, I got up to investigate. The door was unlocked so, of course, I had to open it.
“Every guy I know would love to see some buck-naked bitches going at it and that is exactly what was behind door number one. It was like winning the sex lotto. Britney and this girl were having some lesbian fun, so I did what every other straight guy would do – I dropped my pants and hopped right into the middle of it and enjoyed every second. It was definitely a New Year’s Day to remember.”
Thanks, rub it in some more. Every guy knows there’ll never be another chance for threesomes with a prime Britney Spears. Four years ago people would have traded their left nut for that experience. Now that Britney Spears is bald and pudgy, it’ll be a miracle if people use a whiffle ball bat instead of an aluminum bat to beat Britney Spears off their junk.