Britney’s nanny speaks
I bet you’re asking yourself, “I wish I knew more about Britney Spears, there’s never enough news about her.” Lucky you. I’m here to give you what you want.
Sourcres tell Us magazine Britney relies heavily on nannies to take care of Sean and Jayden. They say she’s clueless as a mother despite having two kids.
When Spears is alone with her kids, “she gets over-whelmed,” says a source. “She gets so frustrated when they cry, asking, ‘How do I make it stop?’
They also outline how to be a Spears nanny in five easy steps.
- Personal Over Professional
“Britney didn’t ask me one thing about my child-care experience. She only wanted to know about my personal life.” - Friend Wanted
“The agency that called me emphasized that Britney was looking for a nanny who was young and hip because they wanted her to interact with people her own age. Basically, Britney wanted a friend.” - Comfort With Nudity A Plus
“Britney asked me and one of her nannies to come to her room to watch her try on outfits for a party one night — then she stripped down naked in front of us!” - Must Be Hands-On
“One nanny told me that Britney will hold her kids for 10 minutes and then say, ‘I’m done now. You can take them.'” - Don’t Be Too Good
“She doesn’t like when Sean prefers the nanny, so she fires them and looks for a new one.”
In essence, Britney is a loser who’s kids are mixed up to the point that they can’t tell who gave birth to them. Go ahead and have the nanny tell Jayden and Sean their mother died in a fiery car crash. They’ll be so confused by the end of the conversation. All they’ll say is, “But…aren’t you our mommy? Are you a ghost? Why are you scaring us?!”