One of the weirder conspiracy theories beginning to float around is Dannielynn’s true father was Anna Nicole Smith’s son, Daniel. The story goes Anna was distraught after a judge ordered her to take a paternity test and feared people would find out the truth. By the time she arrived at the Hard Rock, she was already pretty loopy.
As far as that goes, it’s pretty out there. Although, it wouldn’t be surprising if it were true. At this point the Vatican could declare Paris Hilton Jesus incarnate and it would be meh, what am I going to eat for lunch?
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