Guess what Britney did before rehab

Britney Spears found two new friends before checking in to Promises rehab in Malibu. Us Magazine reports Britney was denied a room at the Mondrian due to not having any cash or credit cards. Baldy then stripped down to her bra and panties and shaved her legs in the pool bathroom. Luckily, the blond wig wearing weirdo met two girls in the bathroom willing to lend her a bathing suit.

Spears followed her new friend to her hotel room where — after changing into a borrowed bikini — she raided the minibar. “She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them.”

Last time I went to the Mondrian I was rejected too. There’s some stupid policy about not hiding in the bushes by the girl’s bathroom with a long lens camera. You would think people would have a little more respect for what Martin Luther King was fighting for.

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Crown Guy
Crown Guy
16 years ago

Spammer translation: I am a banana!

Note: Deleting this would have been less fun.