61-year-old Helen Mirren received a standing ovation when she told airport passengers that she didn’t wear underwear at the Oscars. She went on to spend 20 minutes signing autographs and taking pictures with fans.
Dame Helen took the Christian LaCroix gold gown on to the show and giggled as she clutched her boobs: “It was all made for me so I didn’t have to have any underwear. “It fitted me like two angels’ hands. I cried when I put it on – it’s a work of art.”
This put a stunning visual in my head. To anyone whose body did not shiver with glee, there must be something wrong with you and your sexual organs. Face it. A pantiless Helen Mirren is like the cherry on top of a sexy ice cream sundae.
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