Hugh Hefner is going to marry

Hugh Hefner has decided to marry one of his three girlfriends, Holly Madison (one on Hugh’s left). Word is, he wants to put this on his Girls Next Door show. Why Holly?

“Hef sees that she is the most dedicated,” said our source. “Kendra is never there, and they both hate each other, and Bridget is hanging on by being very friendly to Holly.”

Having sex with a puddle of dough requires some fancy maneuvering. So yea, I’d call her dedicated. In fact, she should get an award. Vicodin or something to numb the pain that is her life.

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Gwendolyn Boyer
17 years ago

It is about time and taste. I think he saw the videos of the show and realized that if anyone truly loved him, it was Holly. Congratulations Hef! I wish him the best of juck and blessings. He is someone who has been blessed to live his life his way and according to his own values. He has brought great pleasure to many. Love, and Respect always!