In March’s Elle, yea again, Jessica Simpson talks about how hurt she was after the divorce from Nick Lachey. She says they still keep in touch. She’s then asked about whether or not she’s in love with Jon Mayer. There’s no answer, but it’s obvious she is. As for when she knew there was no saving her marriage she followed the sage advice of Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams,
“I watched The Notebook on a plane home to Waco to be with my grandparents,” she says. “It’s a great love story.” The movie itself, she says, was “not what sealed it. I just figured out the statement. It was about that moment of desperation. I needed to breathe.”
And breathe she did because she showed up looking like a tranny bear at club Hyde the other day. I don’t know what to think of Jessica. On one hand she has huge breasts which no one can ignore. On the other hand it’s really a gamble once your eyes hit her face. It’s like playing Russian Roulette without the fortuitous release of death.
Note: For some reason this disappeared off the page sometime today.