Paris Hilton, monkeys and midgets

Did anyone know or care Paris had her 26th birthday bash over the weekend? She had a party at Hard Rock’s Body English where not one A-lister showed up. No one really cared because Britney was busy shaving her head and stealing all the thunder. Although, I do admit Paris’ after party sounded pretty interesting.

After downing TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon, guests reported seeing Hilton play with a monkey while a band of midgets led a pack of goats around the room.

Is Paris’ plan to become more bizarre every year? Her 27th birthday will probably have limbless burn victims wrestling in a pool of chocolate pudding. Then the loser will be thrown in a metal garbage can that they bang on like a steel drum to mark her entrance. But I ask you, are there really any losers in limbless burn victim pudding wrestling?

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16 years ago

Why was Paris being so strange at her own party? Are you guys sure this is true? One thing I do know thats true is that she likes some new drink called TY KU. I have like seen this in a few mags now and I was wondering if anyone knew more about it? Where can I buy some??????