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Paris is a big douche

Paris Hilton

More bad press for Paris Hilton comes courtesy of Radar Online. The queen of socialites was supposed walk the runway for the Heatherette fashion show. Just like all her responsibilities, however, she blew it off citing food poisoning as the reason for ditching. Despite Paris’ honesty, someone with her the night before has a different story.

“She was doing tumbler shots of tequila till 3:30 a.m. at Butter, puked, and went home really sick. She must have been totally incapacitated the next day.”

Paris wakes up at 1 p.m., goes shopping, but doesn’t pay for anything because they are gifted to her, parties the night away with friends and when it comes time to actually work, she calls in sick. That’s her life. One day someone’s going to strap her to a plow and make her work the fields. Any complaints and she’ll be mounted by a bull. Wait, no, that’s mean. The bull didn’t do anything to deserve that.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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