Sweet Jesus. I’m truly creeped out right now. Photogs spotted Pink walking down Miami Beach the other day and, much to everyone’s dismay, decided to take pictures. If their goal was to make me vomit in my lap, then bravo, mission accomplished. I don’t know, this is just…is that a bulldog tattooed on her arm? Please, someone kick her in the groin and see if she starts rolling on the ground grabbing her crotch. I want to know whether this thing is a man or woman.