Look at how sweetly Scarlett Johansson is smiling at me. She’s so sexy she makes my penis melt. But more often than not she makes me cry with joy. It’s hard to describe. The best I can do is have you imagine seeing your parents naked and shedding a single tear knowing your life, your sexuality may never be the same again. I threw in a picture of her in a swimsuit since you were imagining your parents naked. You weirdo.