So, is this a good time to ask Britney out?

I was gonna wait until Monday for this, but what the hell, I’m bored. More details have come out regarding Britney’s apparent breakdown with unsubstantiated rumors of a rape (0.05% possibility).

Her journey to spiritual enlightenment began when she left Miami early and took a flight back to LA sitting in the last row of coach. She then went to a hair salon in Tarzana, California to shave off all her hair. The reason she later gave was “I don’t want anyone touching me. I’m tired of everybody touching me.” Whereas, according to her publicist, “Britney has been through a tragic thing that hopefully will never happen again, shaving her hair was a sort of therapeutic thing for her.”

Esther Tognozzi, owner of the salon, tells Us that after Britney shaved off all her hair, “She just looked in the mirror and said with tears in her eyes, ‘Oh, my God, I shaved it all off. My mom is going to be so upset with me.'” Tognozzi says that prior to shaving Britney complained that her extensions were “very tight and uncomfortable. Britney had a blank face and showed little emotion whatsoever.”

Spears then headed East to a Sherman Oaks tattoo parlor to have red and pink lips inked on her wrist and a black-white-and-pink cross on her lower hip. Spears couldn’t stay still for the tattoo though,

“She was a nightmare to deal with,” says Hughes. “She was screaming and flipping out from the pain and wiggling her body all around.”

Wiggling her body around huh? Who knew getting a tattoo could sound so sexy? I know it wasn’t sexy when I got one. Although, I think it was a bit of an exaggeration to describe my screams as the most girlie screams they’d ever heard. The tattoo came out all squiggly too. Fortunately for me, it washed off in a week.

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bob jane t-mart
bob jane t-mart
17 years ago

i think she is a mofo ka bam ….. but i guess everyone goes through difficulte times

i love you

britty baby


tolli and haylor
tolli and haylor
17 years ago

hey i agree with bob jane t-mart your a mofo ka bam and a minga …. and yes people do go through difficulte times

i love u more

brit babes