Ben & Jerry’s have named their new ice cream after Stephen Colbert. They call it “Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream.” The flavor is described as the sweet taste of liberty in your mouth which curiously tastes like vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered waffle cone pieces and caramel.
“I’m not afraid to say it. Dessert has a well-known liberal agenda,” Colbert said in a statement. “What I hope to do with this ice cream is bring some balance back to the freezer case.”
I have a name for a new ice cream too. I call it “Paris Hilton’s Box.” It’s made up of crusty old ice cream no one wants to eat anymore. Putting just one spoonful to your lips will have you asking yourself, “What have I done?!”
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