Not willing to be pushed aside by Anna Nicole’s death and Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, Dina Lohan tells People Lindsay Lohan is doing “great” in rehab.
“She’s in a really good space right now.”
Why, you don’t say. Dina, can you tell me the significance of the color black? No? Well, simply put, it’s the only color you’ll be seeing after someone launches a rock at your head as you’re walking down a long flight of stairs. Barring any miracles, you too will also be in a good place. The ICU in New York’s finest hospital with your jaw wired shut.
So is Lindsay going to kiss that blonde in the photo or what? I’m becoming a little impatient waiting for her lesbian phase.
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