What’s a has been Ninja Turtle rapper to do? The answer hit Vanilla Ice like a shovel to the groin. Agree to host Turbo Tax’s ill conceived tax rap-off campaign. Contestants are encouraged to create a rap about taxes in order to qualify for $25,000 in winnings and the ability to win free Turbo Tax software. Vanilla Ice got the ball rolling and looked to the gods of rap to help him create another lyrical masterpiece.
There are others on Youtube such as a horrendous white girl, but my favorite is this guy for obvious reasons. Eat your heart out Taylor Hicks.
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