Vienna loves Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton was at the Vienna mall yesterday to sign autographs. Paris started the day off by wishing everyone a happy late Valentine’s Day. People showed their love by pelting Paris Hilton with trash.

Richard Lugner, who is Hilton’s Vienna host, said the flying objects included cigarette packs, tissues and lipsticks. Hilton later dismissed the incident as “no big deal” and said she loved her fans, APA reported.

America can learn a thing or two from these people. Although, it didn’t work out quite as well as everyone hoped. Paris still loves them. Next time people should take it to the next level with something more inventive like spraying mercury on her. If this poor child insists upon forcing herself on our eyes, we might as well have fun watching her do it.