Angelina Jolie has successfully completed the adoption process for her new son. Jolie picked up Pham Quang Sang, now named Pax Thien Jolie, at 9 a.m. from Tam Binh orphanage where he has been living since November 2003. She completed the ceremony with her two children at 10 a.m and returned to her hotel. All that needs to happen now is for the U.S. consular officials to review the adoption and issue a passport. Jolie may be home with her new child by the weekend if all goes according to plan. According to Us Magazine,
Vietnamese press claim that that the boy is named Pham Quang Sang and will be renamed Pax Thien Jolie. Pax means “peace” in Latin, while Thien means “heaven” or “sky” in Vietnamese. Local press also reports that Jolie’s new son cried and hid during the official ceremony, and that the actress comforted him in Vietnamese. Jolie’s other adopted son, Maddox, was also present.
Every guy in the universe wishes he were Pax. He’ll be inches away from Angelina’s pillowy breasts and pouty lips whenever she picks him up. God, why are Vietnamese orphans so lucky?
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