Anna Nicole married Howard K. Stern in the Bahamas, on a boat and it wasn’t even legal. Now she’s going to get what she’s always wanted. An “over the top” funeral. She’ll be buried in a custom made gown and a “very elegant” casket. The service will be pretty cool too.
The memorial service, with about 300 guests at an undisclosed church, will feature large amounts of pink flowers, her favorite color, and singing from a well-known performer whose name organizers aren’t ready to disclose, said the friend, Patrik Simpson of Beverly Hills, California.
A more fitting funeral would be a performance by a bunch of midget clowns juggling decapitated shrunken heads as monks chant in the background while playing air guitar and head banging to death metal. You know, like a classy funeral. It symbolizes her life better than pink flowers and Celine Dion or whoever they got to play.
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