Perennial faux punk pin-up girl Avril Lavigne is in Arena magazine. I have no idea what Arena is. I think it has something to do with music. Although, Avril is on the cover so maybe not. She’s supposed to have a new album coming out…so I’ve heard. Supposedly she sings about more mature issues like getting her period, but not having a tampon and crying over boys who told her girls don’t get pregnant the first time. She also laments on Hot Topic not having the baby tee she wanted. Between you and me, I think it’ll be a pretty sweet album. Something everyone can relate to.
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