Britney Spears was admitted to Century Hospital Sunday night. At first it was rumored she’d gone into a “tailspin”, but it was just pain in her molars. Rep. Larry Rudolph issued this statement regarding the “tailspin” some sites were talking about,
“They’re all wrong, she just went to the dentist. She had a toothache, I have no more details.”
A few weeks ago there were stories of her calling herself the Anti-Christ. Then a week later, she was addicted to Coca-Cola. Now she checked into a hospital for a toothache. You can expect major breaking news next week of Britney stubbing her toe. Will it be her big toe or will it be a little toe? Oh, I can’t wait to find out the answer. It’s news like this that makes my life worth living.
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