Britney Spears is still horny

Britney Spears was playing tennis with a mystery man in rehab. As the norm in these situations, one thing led to another and they ended up frolicking in the bushes. The Daily Star says,

“Britney and her new male friend decided to play a game of tennis. Britney is allowed a little more freedom now she’s been in the centre a while. The next thing they had sneaked off into the bushes and were getting pretty passionate. They weren’t actually having sex but there was definitely some groping. We had to step in to separate them. They were told off. They’re in rehab and relationships between vulnerable people aren’t really encouraged.”

Between playing tennis and hooking up with a bald chick in the bushes, this place sounds more like a resort than rehab. Are you sure this isn’t a resort? I always pictured rehab as a cold, dark place where you detox and sit through boring ass meetings listening to people whine about their lives. But if this is rehab, then count me in.