Cameron Diaz moves on to the next victim

A spy at club Xenii witnessed Cameron Diaz making out with Tyrese Gibson on the dance floor ending rumors of a romance between her and surfer Kelly Slater. Diaz’s rep says the two are not dating.

Can anyone imagine Cameron Diaz making out? I tried, but the only thing that came to my head was a praying mantis biting the head off its prey. Kinda weird, I know, since Cameron Diaz doesn’t devour men’s heads so much as suck the life force out of them. Now Tyrese’s favorite hobbies include staring at walls and trying to drown himself in puddles.

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