Eva Longoria spent the day jogging and waving a bottle of water in the air asking the garÃ§on for a refill. Oh and she didn’t really run. She just wiped imaginary sweat from her forehead to give the illusion of exercise. It’s what I do when I’m caught looking at cute girls in the gym. Except I’m just standing there so it doesn’t make sense. I guess I could drop everything I’m carrying and run to the bathroom when they see me staring. Is that more weird or less weird?
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