Jake Gyllenhaal’s sexuality has been questioned more often than not. Inspecting underwear for 10 minutes with a salesman at Bloomingdales doesn’t help.
A shopper in Bloomingdale’s underwear department recently watched the “Brokeback Mountain” star with a salesman “combing through every style . . . A good 10 minutes later, Jake was still at it . . . holding up a pair of tight white briefs that he’d pulled out of the package to examine, as if he’d never seen tighty whities before in his entire life. It was hilarious. He looked very confused and had a furrowed brow . . . He was examining undies like an anthropologist in the city’s most highly trafficked department store.”
Meh. This doesn’t mean anything. He was probably trying to pick out sexy underwear for his girlfriend. Have you met her yet? She’s a sweet girl. Her voice is one octave too low and she always likes to carry a banana around in her pants, but every woman has their own little quirks.