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Jenna Jameson’s surgery didn’t go as planned

Jenna Jameson

A major production company wants to turn Jenna Jameson’s book “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star” into a movie. However, Jenna has been pissing off the big wigs by not showing up for meetings. One source claims the xxx-star has a valid excuse.

“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, “she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” which would be a mainstream production.

For those unaware, vaginoplasty is a surgical procedure to tighten the vagina. And is Jenna the poster girl for this or what. That thing has been pummeled so much that it’s a miracle her organs haven’t started falling out. Before the surgery, her box was probably similar to the mouth of a snake. Police reports indicate Jenna’s vagina once ate a baby hippo at the zoo. No joke.

  • Bob Frapples

    “last week when Playboy did a good thing”
    WTF? Playboy is about showing naked women for men. NOBODY wants to see naked dudes who think they’re girls! Liberals LOVE science when it comes to shitting on religion but not when it comes to gender.

  • Jac Jac

    Ines Rau has the right to identify as a woman. But all the plastic surgery in the world can not make her one. Playboy’s desperate bid for attention may bite them in the ass.

    And you don’t have to be a Liberal to shit on religion.

  • “This guy identifies as a girl. And that’s cool.”

    Meanwhile back in the real world, it’s a sorry turn of events to see a porn star, no less, stating something blindly obvious to anyone with a modicum of common sense, and yet still get shouted down for daring to engage in wrongthink. Goodness, and then she has the temerity to not respond to criticism with a cringing apology for the crime of saying what most other people are probably thinking.

  • John Monitor

    I agree with Jenna … I want to see naked women, not men who have been skin grafted to look like women. Its like the difference between fake boobs and natural ones – men don’t care, as long as they’re boobs that came from women (not ones grown in a lab.)

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