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Jenna Jameson’s surgery didn’t go as planned

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A major production company wants to turn Jenna Jameson’s book “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star” into a movie. However, Jenna has been pissing off the big wigs by not showing up for meetings. One source claims the xxx-star has a valid excuse.

“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, “she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” which would be a mainstream production.

For those unaware, vaginoplasty is a surgical procedure to tighten the vagina. And is Jenna the poster girl for this or what. That thing has been pummeled so much that it’s a miracle her organs haven’t started falling out. Before the surgery, her box was probably similar to the mouth of a snake. Police reports indicate Jenna’s vagina once ate a baby hippo at the zoo. No joke.

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I thought Jenna Jameson quit doing guys quite a while ago and went strictly girl-on-girl – at least that’s what I recall hearing on one of those cable entertainment (?) channel’s behind-the-story stories.

Maybe she should rethink her choice of toys.

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She did’nt give up guys, she was still making films with her husband Jay Grdina. But, he was the ONLY guy she was doing films with for awhile.

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Jenna being Italian and Ron Jeremy being Jew my guess is one day Jenna will look just like Ron,, e gads what a thought…
Hey Jenna if what you do is ok then why do all you porn ppl change your names..?
You know life is short and eternity is forever I hope you enjoy your short pittiful existance on earth..
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle then for a richman to enter the kingdom of heaven… Jesus

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JENNA JAMESON IS NOT ITALIAN, HER MOTHER IS WHITE.

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