Jessica Simpson wants to adopt

Jessica Simpson has grown jealous of all the celebrities having babies and adopting. Now she wants to adopt a baby of her own. Page Six says her dogs put her in the mood.

She says what’s getting her ready for motherhood are her dogs. They’re putting her into the maternal caregiving mode.

Just give her a bag of flour wrapped in a blanket. She’ll think it’s the coolest baby in the world because it doesn’t cry or pee itself. It’ll be lots of fun until she goes missing. When the police search her house, they’ll find Jessica hiding under a bunch of blankets in the closet. She’ll whisper, “Shhhh. Go away. I’m playing hide-and-seek with my baby. I’m so good at this game.”

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