Ok, so he’s not really. He’s helping her with a wedgie. To be fair, her body isn’t bad at all. The face could use some work. Err, a lot of work. They might as well replace the thing. Why even have a Porsche when it looks like a band of monkeys attacked it with feces?
Anyway, while they were relaxing, someone asked Josh why Fergie wasn’t on a leash. Josh got pretty pissed. He answered, “Hey asshole. I lost it on my way over here. God damnit, why is everybody on my case today?”
More pictures of Fergie after the jump.