Kim Kardashian has failed

Soon to be porn star Kim Kardashian will not be able to stop the release of her sex tape titled Kim Kardashian Superstar. Kim sued Vivid to delay the release as long as possible, but nothing was resolved after a meeting with Vivid’s co-chairman. The porn company is now moving ahead with the release.

I met with Kim yesterday and unfortunately, we didn’t even come close to reaching an agreement. We will now immediately move forward with the release.

Vivid will put up a new clip from the video next week on their kimsuperstar.com site. Kim’s best hope is to ride the wave. Don’t worry Kim, being a porn star isn’t that bad. The pay is decent and the snacks are delectable. The horses though. It always freaks me out when they start to neigh.