I only post these pictures of Kirsten Dunst by the pool to remind you life ain’t so bad. Acid could be thrown in your face tomorrow and all you need to do is come back here and realize, “Well, at least I don’t look like this pasty white creature.”
Don’t ask me why she’s taking pictures of topless girls sunbathing either. The only thing I came up with is that she needs photos of real women so her alien body can mimic them. The only problem is the damn thing keeps malfunctioning so she always ends looking like the least sexiest vampire. A lot more of Kirsten Dunst than there should be after the jump.
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