Lindsay Lohan has a new friend

Lindsay Lohan was photographed in New York riding around with her best friend, God. The book, God’s Promises For Your Every Need, can be seen riding bitch up front. It’s said to be filled with wise and comforting Bible passages for every occasion. I wonder what the good book has in its arsenal for when a guy tries pressuring Lindsay into anal, but Lindsay really needs to poop. Would that be on page 20 or page 36?