The Lindsay Lohan we know and love is back. She was photographed in a see-through black top leaving Les Deux holding some sort of container in her hand. Suffice to say, she’s fresh out of rehab and her nipple wants you to know its here to stay. You can tell how rejuvenated it is by the extra oomph in its step. That’s right kids. In no time at all, it’ll be sipping cocktails and battling ninjas. Honestly, I have no idea what I’m saying. I’ve been up for a loooong time. Few more after the jump.
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