More news from out there

I wanted Tara Reid to sing you the news. This is as close as I could get. Listen to Tara’s angelic voice as she coos Total Eclipse of My Heart while you peruse some headlines.

• Arnold Schwarzenegger’s funniest moments. [CityRag]
• Gisele Bundchen does Korean based tug. [Bastardly]
• More Spider-Man 3 video. [Celebitchy]
• Robbie Williams leaves rehab early. [SOW]

• Sting in Hello! [Glitterati]
• Lance Bass writes brilliantly titled memoir. [Evil Beet]
• You can pay Michael Jackson to be your friend. [About]
• Some guy from The Hills goes to jail. [Yeeeah]

• Simon Cowell doesn’t care about Britney Spears. [HB]
• Rachel Ray attacked by dog. [NinjaDude]
• Chris Daughtry in LIFE magazine. [Celebrity Smack]
• You can touch Anne Hathaway’s breasts. [Egotastic]