In 2003, Paris Hilton denied being involved with the release of One Night in Paris. Now the story changes as Paris and Rick Salomon were overheard bragging about making $1 million each from the tape at a post-Oscars party. Man, are you serious?! What are we gonna learn next? That Paris wears colored contacts to fake her blue eyes and instead of a brain, she has a tiny hamster running on a wheel? My whole world would come crashing down on me if that were true.
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