Before the night began, Rose McGowan thought to herself, “What would Jesus wear?” The answer was simple. A sheer green shirt sans bra to proudly display her nipples on a chilly night. Jesus always had a flair for fashion. Underneath that drab white robe, he’s wearing fluorescent spandex topped with a rhinestone jacket with “Party Animal” embroidered on the back. It’s true. I saw it when he hit on me.