Simon will quit if Sanjaya wins

Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell has threatened to quit American Idol if singer Sanjaya Malakar wins. And he isn’t the only one who thinks Sanjaya is untalented, a fan of the show has gone on a hunger strike until the Indian singer is voted off. The unidentified retard has already gone four days without eating.

I’m always amazed to see people so captivated by this show. I guess I would go on a hunger strike too if I was a complete moron. Too bad I’m not. The genes this girl got from her parents was a real blessing. Her dad must have tainted his sperm with mercury and her mom must have swabbed her uterus with pesticides because that’s the only logical explanation for their witless daughter.

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