Michael Jackson plans to erect a 50-foot tall robot of himself in the Las Vegas desert should he ever perform there.
“Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying would see. Neon is wonderful, but it’s old school.” [Andre Van Pier] has also sketched out a stage set of a giant audience-interactive video game with human cyborgs controlled by the audience.
By the description, it should be really awesome and should wow any young boy. I assume that’s what he’s going for. I bet instead of lasers shooting out, it will be x-rays. And Michael would be sitting naked behind the robot eyes. And he could control the robot hands and use them to pinch little boys’ butts. And then the robot would let out a “Ahee hee.” Because that’s what a Michael Jackson orgasm sounds like. I know because someone told me. I don’t want to talk about it.
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